Sasquatch Mountain Biking T-Shirt
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So a Sasquatch Mountain Biking Tshirt...huh? Yea, so recently we were sitting around talking about Bigfoot or Sasquatch...possibly after binging all of Finding Bigfoot. The question arises....why hasn't Bigfoot or Sasquatch been seen or captured yet? After a few beers, we have a theory.
We think Sasquatch over the years has stolen mountain bikes from unsuspecting campers. He stashes them throughout his territory. As Mr. Bigfoot stomps through the woods he listens intently...sasquatches most likely have super sonic hearing. Anyway, as Bigfoot hears hunters, he sprints to his mountain bike (most likely a Yeti) and is off without a trace. Hunters come by, look for tracks, but all they see are mountain bike tracks. They discount these because...obviously Bigfoot can't ride a bike. Boom, gone in a trace again.
Anyway...it's just a theory.... So, Sasquatch riding a mountain bike was born. And yea, we dig this tee, and so will you.
This Sasquatch T-Shirt? It's soft with a wee bit of stretch. They feel like your favorite T-shirt..but newer! Unisex so it fits men, women and everything in between. 100% cotton (heather colors contain some polyester for that worn look). It'll look good on you...no doubt! For sizing, click the SEE SIZE CHART button above the t-shirt image or in footer menu...check it out.
We think Sasquatch over the years has stolen mountain bikes from unsuspecting campers. He stashes them throughout his territory. As Mr. Bigfoot stomps through the woods he listens intently...sasquatches most likely have super sonic hearing. Anyway, as Bigfoot hears hunters, he sprints to his mountain bike (most likely a Yeti) and is off without a trace. Hunters come by, look for tracks, but all they see are mountain bike tracks. They discount these because...obviously Bigfoot can't ride a bike. Boom, gone in a trace again.
Anyway...it's just a theory.... So, Sasquatch riding a mountain bike was born. And yea, we dig this tee, and so will you.
This Sasquatch T-Shirt? It's soft with a wee bit of stretch. They feel like your favorite T-shirt..but newer! Unisex so it fits men, women and everything in between. 100% cotton (heather colors contain some polyester for that worn look). It'll look good on you...no doubt! For sizing, click the SEE SIZE CHART button above the t-shirt image or in footer menu...check it out.